Lunch with Notorious BLT

I watch Columbo and Hogan's Heroes
Sometimes I'll eat gumbo, other times gyros

I'll have Gouda with Buddha

then binge on Ramen with a shaman
Tuesdays, I'll do brunch with a Swami who loves salami

Poutine is often part of my day off routine

If I'm not in a dojo
With Tojo
practicing for Kung Fu with a Guru in a tutu

Emperor Hirohito loves his burritos
Because he doesn't want orange on his fingers from Cheetos

I've worked a few weeks as a barista for Fulgencia Batista
That Cuban loves his Reubens
 Almost as much as Zapata loved his Ciabatta

After lunch, I'll play Yahtzee with a Nazi
Who fled to the Congo
to play bingo
With Ringo who plays the bongos

On Wednesdays, in my pajamas, I'll meet with the Obamas


On Thursdays, I meet the KGB at a local KFC
Do you think Vladimir Putin
Is allergic to gluten?

I am Notorious BLT